Top 10 best hit songs of 2016

2016 had a real drought of good music charting in the United States. Beyonce released a hugely-hyped and amazing album and only one song crawled onto the bottom half of the year-end list. Huge albums from Radiohead, the 1975 and Kanye West failed to have any hits that stuck around. Prince died and 'Purple Rain' re-entered the top 10 and was way better than anything in the top 100. That said, there was some decent music in the charts. The only criteria is a placing on the Billboard top 100 year-end list and to have not been on it last year, otherwise 2015 hits would be half this list - but anyway:

10. Flo Rida - My house




Yes, the piano line is ripped straight from 'Trampoline' by Kalin and Myles, and yes the song is shallow and yes, the pre-chorus is pretty awful, but I can't help but love 'My House'. The piano line is bouncy, the song is incredibly fun and in a year where music slogged along at a snails pace, this managed to speed things up without being a trashy EDM monstrosity.

9. Jeremih - oui




Why couldn't we get more of this kind of music in the chats in 2016? Music that just, ya know... sounded really good. 'oui' reminds me of one of my favourite 2013 hits, 'Suit & Tie' by Justin Timberlake and Jay Z, (The song references it in the chorus and the bright keyboards are obviously inspired by it.) and yet it doesn't feel like a copy, and so just ends up as a great song.

8. Adele - When we Were Young




One of the only slow songs to chart this year that wasn't boring, 'WWWY' is easily as good as 'Rolling in the Deep' or 'Someone Like You' and is also one of the few songs to try and tell a story in the lyrics, which was refreshing. It's also great to hear a song build up to a climactic final chorus, something which is so rare that only someone with the fame of Adele could make it into a top-20 hit.

7. Beyonce - Sorry




There were two massive songs this year titled 'Sorry' - an overplayed but otherwise bearable Justin Beiber song and an infinitely better Beyonce song. The only song that really stuck around from 'Lemonade', this isn't the best song off the album, but is still great. With angry lyrics backed by one of the best instrumentals of the year, it's as astoundingly real as everything else Beyonce has done in 2016.

6. Twenty-one pilots - Stressed Out



Obviously this was overplayed to the point where it was basically white noise, so it's hard to re-listen to this song with fresh ears. Nonetheless, it's far more interesting than so much of 2016's produce, with lyrics that are perhaps the most relatable of the year (Hence why it as so big.) and a chorus which is both unconventional and builds on itself every time. Plus, it was so refreshing simply to hear real drums on a massive hit.

5. Mike Posner - I Took A Pill In Ibiza (SeeB remix)



Nobody was expecting this. Not only did Mike Posner return from obscurity out of seemingly nowhere, he did purely out of the power of how good 'Ibiza' is. The most personal song to end up on Year-end list, it's so specific to Mike Posner that it's a wonder the public latched onto it - Hell, the original acoustic version didn't make any waves until the remix. But the remix is the superior version of 'Ibiza', with it's legitimately great drop that manages to give off fittingly creepy, chaotic vibes and yet also be danceable.

4. Bruno Mars - 24k Magic



YES, IT WASN'T ON THE YEAR END 100, but you can't deny that this was a massive hit. Plus there honestly aren't 10 great songs that landed on the list (I mean, I put Flo Rida on here...). Ultimately, 24k Magic is pretty much perfect. Bruno Mars has slowly morphed from one of the most unbearable artists of the early 2010s into someone making massive retro jams that give respect to the classics while creating banging modern classics in the process. It's almost the most fun song of the year.

3. The Weeknd - Starboy




Any song that stops Daft Punk from being known as one-hit wonders in the US already has my gratitude, but 'Starboy' is far more than an attempt to stay relevant - it's the Weeknd declaring that he has won the music industry. And with beats this sharp you believe him.

2. Flume ft. Kai - Never Be Like You




The weirdest, wonkiest hit of the year. Sure, Flume's glitch-pop masterpiece felt out of place next to the Rihannas and Drakes of the year, but that only added to it's charm. It's wailing, trippy and one of the catchiest songs of the year. Many hits of this year will be forgotten quickly - and trust me that's for the better - but 'Never be like you' will be one of the defining songs of 2016 for years to come.

1. D.R.A.M. ft. Lil Yachty - Broccoli




2016 was year where hip-hop struggled in comparison to recent year. Most big hits were terrible (Juju on that beat), Not rap at all (Drake) or memes (Panda). But there was one song, one unexpected breakthrough hit that outclassed every song released all year. And yes, I believe that song to be 'Broccoli'. It's the piano. It's the infection happiness in D.R.A.M's voice, it's every charmingly terrible line Lil Yachty spits. But most of all it's that flute! It sounds straight out of 'Earthbound' and I'm 100% sure it's not only why this song was a smash, but also the best hit song of 2016.

Top 10 Worst songs of 2016

Only rule: It has to have been a hit, otherwise this would just be 10 songs form 'Angelic to the Core: Angelic Rockadelic/ Angelic Funkadelic' by Corey Feldman. Now that that's out of the way...

2016 was a rubbish year for pop music, with way more bad songs than good, and it was a suprise to see a good song in the top 10 once in a while whether you lived in the UK or the USA. It seemed like the trend of the year was sounding-like-you're-not-trying and so artists like Drake and Rihanna sleepwalked themselves onto the radio with such force that it made me stop listening to top 40 radio, which I still haven't returned to. But what was the worst of the worst?

10. Fifth Harmony ft. Obligatory Rapper for Mainstream appeal - Work From Home



Where to start, eh? For a group named 'Fifth Harmony' there isn't a whole lot of harmonising going on, or a lot of effort in the vocal department. The lyrics are trash, and I can't help but feel like (combined with the music video) they're just an attempt to sell the 'sexiness' of the song - especially considering it was written by six men. The production has a lullaby feel to it that makes me sleepy and the melody is ripped completely fro the even-worse 'Gotta Get Thru This' by Daniel Bedingfield from 2001, and there's an obligatory rap verse from Ty Dolla Sign.

9. The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey - Closer



Another song that rips it melody straight out of the 2000s, 'Closer' ruins the melody of The Fray's hit 'Over My Head (Cable Car)'. That's far from the only problem, with super-cheap sounding minimalist production and Andrew Taggart giving an unbearable vocal performance. Number one for 10 weeks.

8. Zay Hilfigerrr and Zayion McCall - Juju On That Beat




Another year, another four note stupid dance song. It's no worse than 'Watch me Whip/Nae Nae' or 'Teach Me How To Dougie', but man, I'm getting too old for these kinds of songs. 'If you compare me and you, there wouldn't be no comparance' is maybe the worst lyric of the year.

7. Maroon 5 ft. Kendrick Lamar - Don't Wanna Know




Much like a stupid dance song, at this point it's an annual occurrence for Maroon 5 to release a terrible piece of music, whether it's 'One More Night', 'Animals' or 'This Summer' and once again 'Don't Wanna Know' isn't much worse. It is, however, by far the most boring Maroon 5 (At this point it's just Adam Levine let's be honest) song and KENDRICK LAMAR SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS SONG. The music video's pretty good though.

6. Drake - One Dance



(Yes, it's not the official video, but it's close enough and you know what it sounds like by now.)
'One Dance' doesn't feel like a song. It uses the ultimate stock beat, the most basic sparse piano and an awkward slowed down sample as the 'music' of the song, with lyrics about needing 'a one dance' and Drake sounding asleep the whole time. Now it's the second longest-running number one in UK history.

5. Meghan Trainor - NO




Did Meghan Trainor successfully transfer from making unbearable doo-wop to making edgy 90s pop? NO
Does this song sound good? NO
In all seriousness though, Meghan Trainor could be preaching world peace and I would still feel inclined to disagree because of her self-righteousness and apparent superiority complex.

4. Hailee Steinfeld, Grey ft. Zedd - Starving




It's not too bad until the chorus. Then the lyrics are the first aspect of the song to crash and burn as the line 'By the way, By the way you do things to my body' is confusingly thrown in despite not rhyming, taking all momentum out of the narrative and being a super-clunky line in it's own right. But the real reason this is on here is that AWFUL drop. Just what I want to hear when I tune into Capital FM - Headache-inducing screams from Hell!

3. Charlie Puth - One Call Away




Up until this point I've met someone who likes each of these songs - but none of these top 3 have in my experience got a single fan. 'One Call Away' sounds like the kind of music a senile Puritan grandma would want you to listen to, but Charlie Puth's high pitched squeal of a voice means that even she would flip stations. 'Superman got nothing on me' is not only a line that makes me contort whenever I hear it but is the most forced rhyme of the year.

2. Shawn Mendes - Treat You Better




My least favourite song topic in general is 'I'm going to steal your significant other', and Shawn Mendes' ode from the friend-zone is this topic mixed with awkward teenage angst. It's completely unaware of itself and sounds like something a 14 year-old boy would write in a diary. The production is 'Tropical-flavoured', similarly to Maroon 5's effort, and is equally as boring. The cherry on top is the climactic injured-animal cry of 'BADDADANEEKAN' which is probably the most mockably bad musical moment of the year.

1. Meghan Trainor - Me Too




I'm not exaggerating when I say this is the worst song I have heard in all my time following the charts. Even if I was including anything that came out this year - which includes 'Spoons' by Macklemore and the aforementioned Corey Feldman - This would still be number one. The audacity that somebody with an image as already dislikable as Meghan Trainor to suggest that I would want to LITERALLY BECOME HER is unbearable. This isn't a self-love anthem, but a 'Meghan Trainor love' anthem that somehow became a hit. The production sounds like an autotuned frog reminiscent of a squashed up Will.i.am beat and the lyrics... 'My life's a movie Tom cruise, Bless me baby, ah-choo' is Right Said Fred levels of terrible and by the end of the song you feel legitimate hatred for the performer that calls herself 'Meghan Trainor', mainly because you just had to sit through three minutes of the worst music that will hopefully ever grace the radio. It's all the small things, the 'Turndebassup' refrain the weirdly whisper-spoken chorus the oddly specific lyrics... It doesn't get worse than this.

Top 20 Albums of 2016

2016 has been a big year for albums, with loads of the biggest artists around dropping hyped LPs. Since the big releases for the year are mostly done, I thought it would be cool to list my top 20 favourite albums of the year. And yes, this does mean that if an album isn't on here it's more likely that I didn't hear it than didn't like it ( It's taking me a while to get into Death Grips 'Bottomless Pit' for example). Nonetheless, every album on here is great. Some were surprise released, some had years of build-up and some were great debut albums - here we go!

20. The 1975 - I like it when you sleep for you are so beautiful, yet so unaware of it

A pop-rock album generally shouldn't be an hour and 14 minutes long, but 'ILIWYSFYASBYSUOI', the 1975s follow-up to their 2013 debut manages it with style and variety. There really is something for everybody here, from the pure pop of 'UGH!' and 'The Sound' to the more subtle 'Loving Someone' and the mighty 'Change of Heart'. Sure, it has three or four tracks that should have cut, but that's what skip buttons were made for. Also, marks deducted for that terrible album title.

19. Red Hot Chili Peppers - The Getaway

An album that took most of the year to grow on me, 'The Getaway' is half an album of melodic, dreamy guitars and a (better) half of classic riffs, slapped basslines and general funkiness. Any band that can produce songs like 'Dark Necessities', 'Dreams of a Samurai' and 'Goodbye angels' are definitely not past their prime, and 'The Getaway' shows how they can still produce solid albums to this day.

18. Angel Olsen - MY WOMAN

A retro-feeling and hugely praised second album, 'MY WOMAN' is a warbling, rocking collection. Much like 'The Getaway', it's an album of two halves, the first half full of the uptempo, exciting material, but the second half definitely holds up. Also, it reminds me of one of my favourite albums from last year, 'Sometimes I Sit and Think, Sometimes I Just Sit' by Courtney Barnett, which can only be a good thing.

17. Green Day - Revolution Radio

This one has the potential to be polarising - If you don't like Green Day you won't like this album - but definitely deserves to be on this list. Green Day are hardly the first band to bounce back from releasing a bad album (or in this case 3) as you'll see later on the list, but they have managed to not just return to form but exceed themselves, with their best album since 'American Idiot'. 

From the punk energy of 'Bang bang' to the epic of 'Forever now', this is the best pop-punk album released in a year filled with all of the heavyweights returning - and not necessarily better (Blink-182 anyone?).

16. YG - Still Brazy

I initially dismissed YG as just another generic rapper without listening to any of his material - his big hit is called 'Why you always Hatin'' after all - but when I finally sat down to listen to 'Still Brazy' I was blown away. It's a slick gangsta rap album that sounds simultaneously like a throwback and relevant to 2016. With highlights including 'Don't come to LA', 'Twist My Fingaz' and of course the adopted anthem 'F**k Donald Trump', it's one of the best hip-hop releases coming out in the increasingly saturated rap market.

15. Iggy Pop - Post Pop Depression

A compilation of some of the best Rock-and-roll purists in the business, 'Post Pop Depression' managed to make Iggy Pop relevant once again, and the World is better for it. Sounding straight out of the 60s and with a backing band made of some of the most respected rock-revivalists in the business the album is full of jams like 'Gardenia' and 'Sunday'. It's something every rock fan has an obligation to listen to.

14. Kaytranada - 99.9%

One of the most promising debut albums of the year, Kaytranada seems to be a producer who has an immediately distinct sound and a vision, as demonstrated by '99.9%'s amazing and appropriate guest features (including Anderson Paak - 'Malibu' just missed this list - Little Dragon and most surprisingly Craig David) combined with his catchy, bassy instrumentals behind each tune.

13. Frank Ocean - Blonde

The much memed and most anticipated album of the year, 'Blonde' delivered exactly what everyone had wanted and more - smooth, soulful tunes. It may take time to get into but once tunes like 'Ivy', 'Solo' and 'Nights' take hold of you it's hard to get them off repeat. Now we just have to wait until 2020 for his next album...

12. Shura - Nothing's Real

One of the more lyrically-interesting synthpop artists to spring up this year, Shura dropped her incredible debut album 'Nothing's Real' this year and garnered a fair amount of attention for it. Her songs have been played on the radio and even covered by Mumford + Sons, standing as a testament to the catchiness and brilliance of every song on the album. Self conscious at points, occasionally heartbreaking and always interesting it's almost my favourite pop album of 2016.

11. Kendrick Lamar - Untitled Unmastered

Kendrick Lamar is one of the only artists around right now who could drop what is essentially a B-sides collection and still have someone banging it out at every sixth-form common room in the country. Needless to say, 'Untitled' doesn't feel like a shabby pile of throwaways but a more upbeat and lighter partner to 2015s AOTY 'To Pimp a Butterfly' and each track is a league above what most of his rivals will ever create.

10. Radiohead - A Moon Shaped Pool

Another of the most hyped releases of the year, Radiohead finally followed up their least-liked album since 'Pablo Honey' with something everyone quickly agreed on as superb. Somehow outdoing themselves in terms of sadness and heartbreak, 'A Moon Shaped Pool' is one of the most bleak records of the year and one which might take a while to click, but is definitely worth the effort.

9. Jamie T - Trick

The most english album of the year, nearly every song on 'Trick' is a classic, from the Rage-against-the-machine style 'Tinfoil boy' and 'Police tapes' to the pure pop-rock of 'Joan of Arc' and 'Robin Hood', the album has an assortment of different styles that it pulls off amazingly well. I would even go as far as to call this Jamie T's masterpiece, and the fact it's only at number 9 shows just how good this year's been.

8. Drive-By Truckers - American Band

In a year that's been especially turbulent for politics the World needed a great protest album and that's exactly what 'American Band' is. More accurately, it's a State-of-the-Nation LP that rocks hard and covers topics from Police shootings to migration in a classic Americana way. When this year is finally over, 'American Band' will be the time capsule of just how horrible 2016 was for the World.

7. Beyonce - Lemonade

I found Beyonce's 2014 self titled album pretty underwhelming for how much critics loved it, so when 'Lemonade' was released to similarly rave reviews I was expecting more of the same - but this time I agreed with the endless five star scores. 'Lemonade' is the kind of album that most pop stars would consider too risky to release, with blunt, angry lyrics and collaborating with highly respected alternative artists like Jack White and James Blake, but Beyonce pulls off the numerous different styles and tones with ease. Still, it could do without the airhorns.

6. David Bowie - Blackstar

Blackstar would likely be somewhere on this list if it had just been 40 minutes of Bowie wailing - it's a music legend's final gift after all - but that 'Blackstar' is the best Bowie record for decades just makes it even  more tragic that he had to go. The difference between listening to 'Blackstar' before and after Bowie's death was that before he died it was an incredible experimental jazz/rock album with some cryptic lyrics about death. After January 10th it was a shining memoir of the Starman himself. Also, well done Bowie for managing to get a song called 'Tis a pity she was a whore' onto a concept album about your own death.

5. Tegan and Sara - Love you to Death

This album should definitely be lower than it is. That said, I can at least try and justify why a breezy synthpop album with completely artificial production and lyrics about almost exclusively love and sex is above David Bowie's final album. Because every moment on 'Love you to Death' is joyous, every song is almost unbearably catchy and there are some genuinely interesting and great lyrical moments. It's the perfect pop album and amongst experiments and epics everybody needs smething to dance to. 

4. Danny Brown - Atrocity Exhibition

The hip-hop album of the year, 'Atrocity Exhibition' is an image of Danny Brown at his lowest. That's not to say that this album is depressing - 'Ain't it funny' and 'Really Doe' prove this aptly - but that it's very dark. Danny Brown is hardly the first rapper to talk about drugs, but the vivid descriptions of his desperate drug crawls and addiction problems coupled with beats that you wouldn't expect to ever function, let alone sound as great as they do, make one of the most insane, experimental and creative records of the year.

3. Weezer - Weezer (White Album)

Through sheer happiness and breeziness - and maybe a few cannolis - 'The White Album' became Weezer's best album since the 90s in just a few listens. A beach album that sounds like... Well Weezer covering the Beach Boys. At just over half an hour it's got immense replayability value (It's my most listened to album of the whole year on Spotify) and every individual track is classic Weezer, with guitar solos and weezery guitars and cannolis and- It's the most fun album of the year and I love it.

2. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Skeleton Tree

The album you were probably expecting at number 1 is the most emotional experience I've had with any album for a long time, and I can't even relate to it. Nick Cave's career best vocal performance coupled with imagery smothered lyrics that range from the most chilling of the year (Jesus Alone) to warm and hopeful (Skeleton Tree). Few people will ever go through the bereavement Cave did during the creation of this record, but he manages to convey the emptiness, sickness and dismay so well that you feel it strongly just from listening. This album is a masterpiece, and will likely be remembered as one of the best albums of the 2010s.

1. Car Seat Headrest - Teens Of Denial

Yes! You read that correctly! 'Teens of Denial' by Car Seat Headrest is my favourite album of 2016, and by some distance. 'Skeleton Tree' is pretty much perfect, but I've only been able to make it through the album a handful of times because of how intense the emotion is. Meanwhile, 'Teens of Denial' is so creative, hilarious and just plain awesome that I've listened to it consistently every week since I first discovered it at the end of May. At an hour and 10 minutes long and with unconventional and winding song structures it took me a while to get into, but once I did...

Where to start? Every single song on this album is amazing and memorable - especially Song of the year contenders 'Drunk Drivers/ Killer Whales', 'The Ballad of Costa Concordia' and 'Vincent' - But the songs all come together to form a fascinating insight into Will Toledo's teenage life. I will admit that much of the reason I love this album comes from sheer relatability, as many of the song topics are more relevant to my life than anything else this year, and speaking of song topics they are varied and brilliant: Drunk driving, crap parties, the crashing of the Italian cruise liner Costa Concordia and taking advice online to name a few. 

So if you want the most triumphant, energetic and best album of 2016, 'Teens of Denial' is the album for you.